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S31 E11 LAKE ON THE RIDGE. dvd$. A+. Trade for like, no q. a. Or US$10 CONTACT.
THRD SEASON JOY OF PAINTING CLIFFHANGER FINALE: This is old VHSx5+ C- but high vocal resonance (about 9-10, Quidd). Im not into zen meditation but my bf. says its hot shit, a BR classic. like delayed male orgasm he says! ; o Will trade or sell. CONTACT. PS thanks everyone this site saved my life. looking forward to many more trades!!! <3
STRAIGHT 8: uncut season w/ guest spots unaired blooper clips and transcendental meditation buzz at finale (unlike season 1-7 . . . don’t waste your money, trees). Solid B VHSx2. CONTACT.
UNAIRED EPISODE, SEASON 11! “The Hanged Man” (officially untitled). 45 min., DVD fr VHS fr TV B+, tape cuts 1-2 min. early. Notes: Bob’s subconscious take on this tarot archetype, rendered mostly in green and brown junglescape with overtly symbolic reference visible in lower left corner, famous “Ross’s Cross” image. Super-rare, quality OK. Bob’s voice is 6.5, conducive to various exercise and botanical care esp. basil, tomatoes, cannibus, long-leaf tobacco, nightshade sprouts. Visit my site www.edsworld/websacrawlwithurbansprawl.com to check out other rare steganographic media (more BR, too!)
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SEASON 14, Steve does “Saturn Devouring his Children” 33 min. season 22 outtake VHS only (VHSx3 fr. TV). C-. Poor qual. but wild perform., + dueling banjo o.dub c/o BR fans Tenn. Fiddle Pickles. Steve holds it down, knocks out Goya in about 22 w/ time left for banter (“we can’t air this one” clip), brief academic sojourn at the easel. Vocal res. solid 8 orig., 6 or 7 VHSx3. Good for light naps, some ppl. dont love banjos. Would like 2 exchange 4 late season 19 “overcast” series sing. or set. CONTACT. RIP BR.
HIGHEST EVP PROBABILITY SEASON, BEST FORMAT!!! VHS straight fr. TV, watched ONLY ONCE for quality assurance: Season 7 (i.e. “thunder: perfect mind” period by Gibson chronology) high speed dub. apt for ajna chakra meditation, w/vocal res. 7-8. Will trade full set for similar s9, 10, 11, or specialty item, otherwise CONTACT for pricing.
“SGRAGGY CRAG” episode on DVDx2. Season 23. Famous J. of P. episode Bob uses Scottish accent and 65-70% Scotch-origin English (see 06 Harris report LINK). Conducive to whiskey, scotch, or just beer. Some marijuana if you’ve got some. A+. Will trade for almost anything, digital or tape, not picky. Looking for man-on-the-moon sequence, embedded or un, esp. with Steve overlay from Season 15 (rather not have to run my own but beggars can’t be etc.). Much love, BRUTE–second year member and lovin it!!! CONTACT.
“JOCUND DAY STANDS TIPTOE UPON THE MISTY MOUNTAIN TOPS” S7, E4. entire episode 57 min. plus about 10 outtake stuff, A+ DVD fr. $DVD. A+. I took the Luther algorithm coordinated it with 256 RBG and generated a chromatic modulation background and ran it alongside episode (Mac Finalcut Exp.) synching it to saturate/de-sat. overly on keyword triggers (the BR ten-most-common, see Gibson). See JOCUND DAY as Bob intended! Limited offer: only going to press 100, reasonable prices: CONTACT today!!!
[comment: SCAM SCAM DO NO CONTAC!!! all heads no jocund day trick only works on the vhs directs. DONT BE A SUCKER. COME TO WWW.BRHEADSEXCH.COM FOR THE REAL REAL REAL.]
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E12 S2 BALM IN GILEAD, tv to tape to tape. solid B. 55 min +/-. Classic JOP from 83. Vocal 9/9.5. This is the straight 83 TV cut, vtPBS. All tapes previous wear. Served me well during my divorce and subsequent foray into Zen Buddhist med. Good for pets, girlfriends, pizza guys who are willing to get high with you and watch a quick hour of classic Bob. I have four copies. They are good tapes, lightly used. remember: used means loved. Also, tape is forever!!! Peace to all the happy trees, and peace to the sould of Bob: thanks for the memory retrieval, play-therapy, hours of us time. Good homes only, no noobs. CONTACT.
“GRASS IS HIGh, SKY IS LOW”, s11, e4. VHSx3 fr. TV B+. Trade for e6 s5+ or specialty items. Sale US$10.00. CONTACT.
AVOID SCAMS!!! TRUE CHROMATIC OVERLAY SERIES!!! TRIPLE THREAT: MISTY MOUNTAIN TOPS & WE HAVE COME TO BELLY I MEAN BURY, plus unaired Bob-wearing-nixon-mask blind-and-timed exhibition round (just some trees, but still mega-awesome!! Dude is incredible!!). We run classic patterns by the big boyz! SUPER SUPER DEAL, all DVDs are 1st gen., LOW PRICE BLOWOUT. visit us at WWW.ROSSHABIT SOURCE.COM/STORE.
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15.99 BR NOVICE STEGANOGRAPHER STARTER KIT: Good for the newb or garage tinkerer, BR fan, or anyone into metaphysics, art-theory, or postmodern crytography in general. Great for Xmas, anniversary, students of religion. Easy-bake kit for basic digital overlay and technographic revelation, includes DVD tutorial and Season 1-5 clip-bank for easy sampling (comp. with either Mac or PC. CONTACT for faq). Starter prayer rug included for +2.99. CONTACT. CONTACT.
VHSx2 Season 10.5 set. B/B+. This is the full missing set from S10 (most slept on, son!) to fill even the truest headz BR library lacuna. 20 tapes, all hand-dubbed, none of that digi-shit. raw dog BR mysticism, true on floor in prayer position, holding it down for all my happy treez out there on BRUTE. PS what happened to my TAPE exchange site, dog? All these dot corp norbits, lookin to clock $$$ from our community (watchout B4 we make yall some dot-corpses!). This set NOT FOR SALE: I’m strickly cuban linx on this one: trade for undubbed season so-called season 6.66. daytraders: that’s nacho cheese, nube. find a new body you leeches. Peace. CONTACT.
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OVERLAY DOWNLOADS: for digital manip. mapped for season 1-30. algorithms by/based on Luther, Deadheaddog, Harris, Gibson, and many many more!!!) Open the door to a whole new world of Bob Ross!!! CONTACT.
TRADE OR SALE: X11, Episode 1-2 double-feature: DVD. CONTACT. Plu$: EVP enhance programs for all you digi-transfer newbs. (happy trees: money talks . . .sorry ; )
HEAVEN IN HELL’S DESPITE SUPER RARE!!! fullmoon dub from 84, played once! A/A+ VHS. dubbed @ high speed to capture full spectrum EVP and flashcuts so you’ll need an old vhs head. needless to say noobs need not apply! Will trade but must see quality offer. no games. CONTACT.
BR MEDITATION IS NO JOKE: Do not be fooled by the digital so-called revolution. They offer you easy keys into a complicated labyrinth–who will be YOUR Ariadne? the trees will not be happy to see you, save you, newbs. Desist with your petty computer games and learn the way. CONTACT for trade in: instruction manuals, analog kits, blueprints, bells and rugware, and WIDE SELECTION OF TAPES, most VHSx1-3, B- to A+ range. LOVE TO TRADE. Old trees welcome, saplings inquire first. We OPpose DECEPTION. RIPBR, LLBRUTE.
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BR THIRD-EYE COMPILATION, $19.00. OVER 3 HOURS OF NOTABLE AND verified anja moments from season 1-25. Witness the Bob Ross you’ve only heard about. All DVDRs are viewed only once (for quality assurance) and packaged in slim jewel cases. Shipping varies. CONTACT.
[comment: DOG COME OFF IT thats ill to try to take a nubes $$$ like that. AJNA CAN’T BE BOUGHT. DO YOUR HOMEWORK NUBES. VS. DIGI 4 LIFE. ll tha ghost of bob ross!!!]
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[comment: umm, where’s my online tape-trading COMMUNITY? How about a little solidarity, ppl! we were all saplings once!]
ITEM: KINGFISHER FALLS outtake, S.31. Late era Bob Ross intimation of mortality, encoded for VHS only. Full moon, peppermint, fool-card recommended, not included. VHSx5+, B-. No newbs please. Trade only Season 1-5. CONTACT.
BUY OR TRADE I HAVE THE SEASON 16 KEYSTONE META-EPISODE on DVD trans. from VHSx3 or 4. You haven’t seen season 16 until you’ve seen the keystone. Superimpositions by Harris, Gibson, and custom (www.bobrossmyticrhythms.com) for additional 1.99 per add-on. CONTACT.
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SEASON 31 OUTTAKES, dvd fr. vhs fr. tv. Good voc. res (8.5 by Quidd), 2 EVP, a veritable cornucopia of watermarks and flashcuts (good transfer to DVD, too). Buy cheap or trade for any I’m missing (see my link on contact page). CONTACT.
FULL LIBRARY ON VHS ALL MUST GO!!! Divorcing astral self once and for all from this vegetable world by end of month and peeling myself with it off to Bob knows where so PLEASE HELP this is PRISTINE collection of VHSx2-5, well used, high-speed dubs. Canon + 10-15 metaepisodes and outtakes. Prayer rug included. TRADE ONLY: Need vitals for burial bier, symbolic objects to serve as sustenance for excruciating ordeal/journey into the ether. Important historical EVP/Steg. moments noted by counter-time ON SEPARATE TABLET!! PAINSTAKINGLY ACCURATE TO THE MILISECOND!!. this is VG+/EX stuff, the ultimate score for the true happy tree in your family tree. Don’t let such a find fall into the hands of NEWBS bearing gifts!!! CONTACT ASAP!!!
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THE MASTER STROKE. Easily the most famous episode. Out of astro-phsyical consideration, I can only TRADE with serious collectors who can evidence more than 66 percent of gross BR output. NO JOKES NO THREATS. CONTACT for further consultation, consideration, probable physical meeting and exchange. This is VHS mastercopy from TV, viewed once, Voc 9.5-10.00 (Check Quidd if you don’t believe) with blow-your-mind sub-sonic potential re: user psyche, chi of viewing-space, growth-potential of resident plants and animals.
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BOB ROSS DVDS!!! THOUSANDS OF EPISODES AND OUTTAKES, HOURS OF TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION!!! All our DVDs are priced at or below market standard. All episodes come fully tagged, with easy-to-use menu and overlay-activation toggle. Thousands of algorithms!!! A new pattern, a new chakra, a new sensation, a new show every time!!! Buy one get one free!!! Don’t miss out on the BR trip!!! Visit us at WWW.SHOWMETHEKEY.COM/ DIGITALMYSTIC/ LIBRARY/STORE/BOBROSS.HTML.
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WE HAVE KEYSTONE EPISODES FROM SEASONS 1-30!!! LIMITED OFFER!!! BUY NOW BEFORE THE WINDOW VANISHES!!! Also episodes and outtakes, canonical and rare. Go to WWW.THROUGHAGLASSDARKLY/STORE.COM for full listing.
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FOR TRADE: one Mitsubishi HS-U52 VCR used to dub thousands of hours of Bob Ross from all seasons (am upgrading to DVD JOP). Heads are totally saturated in Bob-chi: good for Bob-infused alternative viewings or simple boosted BR viewings. Occasional tape disturbance–seems to coincide with heavy VocRes episodes and with EVP spots–never ate a tape, though. CONTACT.
[comment: son the shit makes no difference, trustatree. Send that ole bishi on a slow electronic-trash boat back to Japan and you can go with it if you fixin to “upgrade” to DVD. Take that ish off the BRUTE, dog.]
[comment: Actually, studies have shown that with proper training, a true acolyte can attain advanced states through integration of improved digital technology (See Deadheaddog, “report on digital BR interface 2010” LINK . . . but you wouldn’t know anything about that, would you, snoopy dog dog? . . . too busy ripping bongs and trying to come up with clever put-downs . . . Grow up.]
[comment: He’s wrong, don’t listen to him. Been bamboozled. Turned heresiarch. Check Gibson’s most recent post for a full refutation: LINK.]
[comment: look i may be a NOOB but i dont think this hole vhs/dvd thing even makes a dif. i get a crazy buzzz off my dvds and i just think its all a bunch of CRAP!!!]
[comment: yo the word is “nube” as derived from “nubile” meaning of legal age, marryable, or in your bumclot case, ripe for gettin F****D by the dot com Bob Ross charlatans. OH SNAP, BIATCH!!!]
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FOR SALE: position as thread facilitator. Will abdicate for any of my most-wanted items listed on my personal page. And if I don’t hear from one of you losers inside a month, expect every post on this whole dame thread to be removed by dd/mm. What’s up now? Stick that in your super-infused 1983 Mitsubishi VCR and smoke it. CONTACT. CONTACT. CONTACT. Oh, PS: Newbs need not apply.
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First published by Fringe, July 4, 2011